I can say things to the armed sentry at the gate, like “Dude, I’ll try not to take you out with my big wide rear end,” and totally get away with it.
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Snarky, irreverent, occasionally sentimental, viewing the world with head cocked and one eyebrow up. Navy wife (retired), mom to two bigguys, full-time RV traveler with husband. Shit breaks and we make mistakes. Join me anyway? View all posts by EmilyR